...hey Yoshi, I'm just kinda waffling between everyone's opinions here, but uh.

Maybe you should just. Stop. Digging yourself deeper. People might start to think you just want to get off on them stepping on your face, metaphorically speaking. Which, you know, I don't want to metaphorical kinkshame or anything, but that just makes people not want to help you. Or...whatever it is you want.

I mean, I know you got the feelies sucked out of you through magical psychic voodoo bullshit, but you need some fucking therapy. Also, a hobby that isn't fucking people over or face-stepping-on or something.