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Sawbones Jetshard ([personal profile] dubiouslychthonic) wrote in [community profile] phonetasmal2018-06-28 10:39 pm

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o)+ ALright, foLks, quick PSA before this has a chance to become an awkward issue, since I have friends around here and for some reason so does JaiLbreak:

o)+ TroLLs have a greater variety of romantic reLationships than humans usuaLLy do. Some of these are more or Less equivaLent to human romance - we caLL those ones red romance, generaLLy sPeaking - but we aLso have a couPLe of modeLs of bLack romance, which is founded PrimariLy in confLict and contention rather than more Positive emotions.

o)+ Kismessitude is normaL and heaLthy in my sPecies, and JaiL aPParentLy has a sense of adventure more usuaLLy associated with PeoPLe getting eggs Laid in their thoraxes. She seems to think she knows what she's getting into by continuing to needLe me. We're both aduLts and abLe to Look our for our own interests.

o)+ As such: it's ok to react to PubLic disPLays of contention with the same sort of miLd censure with which you'd treat equivaLent PubLic disPLays of affection. I wouLd request that you foLks not attemPt to arbitrate between us without exPress invitation. Doing so is imPoLite at best and tantamount to a ProPosition to a different romantic quadrant at worst.
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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-06-29 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ive been p lucky w aliens ive only been killed by like one so far it wasnt a sex thing but my one bud got super preg from one
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[personal profile] nor_iron_bars 2018-06-29 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
huh, impressive. most people don't recover from dead so well.
did some research and it doesn't look like her species reproduces that way, but def gonna be using protection just in case.
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[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-06-29 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
yea kinda my specialty also good cuz i dont wanna no how he gave birth 2 that thing
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[personal profile] nor_iron_bars 2018-06-29 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
you and me both, dude.