un: eestival | a shitton of posts in the days following the intro log

[zweihandler]

[ So like any self respecting feral internet child, Erina has apparently seen fit to liveblog the shit out of her initial exploration of the station. Some of it is a little incomprehensible though that seems to be because a lot of it is high velocity memeing. Of note are a few particular posts:

One is a photo of a... potato that Erina is clutching in her hand. There's a caption with it; ]

i hit 25% sync with this and it told me you were a little bitch

[ The second is a photo of a fried egg sandwich being held up to one of the chickens down on the farm level. This is weird enough (seriously, that's unsanitary) but the caption is what makes it maximum weird. ]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SEEING, WEAVER??? THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!

[ jesus christ

this is capped off by two photos of Izunia doing his usual business of sleeping in the hallways, one from a distance and one considerably closer. the first is captioned: ]

is he fucking dead???? [ and the second; ] seriously should i call someone???

[ this is followed by a blurry photo of erina running away at top speed from something that is captioned – ]

DEFINITELY NOT DEAD OH FUCK

[ the rest of the spam is mostly just glib observations about things around the station but finally she sees fit to put up a normal post after a short lull in all that nonstop shitposting. ]

ok so two questions:

is anyone good with having a roomie camp out with them while we're here??? staying in a room by myself is wigging me the fuck out and i'm about to die of lonely. i promise i'm toilet trained and will only leave snack crumbs in my own bed.

second, more important question: why the fuck are all the girls here so hot????? hello????? please dear god i'm trying to live my life but how am i supposed to get anything done when all of you are out there looking like that. thank you and goodnight.

Comments

text: clearwater2000

[nojohnyouare]

The eggs we eat are unfertilized. Don't tease chicken-san.

[Later:]

Unsure. Not for TV ratings. Because we're not on TV. But... Personal preference? Of the thing that brought us here. Maybe.

un: cosmicgirl

[thecompletionofthings]

love you too Erina mwah mwah baby

but my room is MY ROOM and you are not invited

(at this time)

text, hangarprincess

[hurt_comforting]

imagine the sync you could get with a proper interface instead of a potato

Half of it's surely the endorphins from surviving the fissure, give us a week to relax and some of us will be frumpy again

hopefully not me, I stocked up on moisturizer and soaps in town

cosmicgirl

[thecompletionofthings]

oh yeah I am TOTALLY UNSURPRISED Erina would drift with a potato

I'm just surprised they only hit 25% compatibility

[zweihandler]

both of you can fuck off and i truly and sincerely mean that. no jokes, just love.

[zweihandler]

why the fuck would we be on tv??? is this a really shitty reality show

[hurt_comforting]

Considering the other tech floating around making a SQuID tiara shouldn't too hard!

That is absolutely what interface helms are now called, can't pilot robots if you don't look cute.

[thecompletionofthings]

cuttlefish tiara Merry, much more stylish, like a psychodynamic popehat

[zweihandler]

i cannot believe i'm already being left out in the cold. may have to eat my own legs for sustenance. everything's going dark but oh wait i can see a light etc etc

text, ariadne

[daughterofthemark]

[On the potato photo:]

🥔

[On the proper post:]

I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one who thought so!

As for your request, my room would be a bit small for two people, but if you'd like to stay temporarily while you search I believe I could accommodate you.

[hurt_comforting]

This is where hanging out with the Archivist back home becomes useful!

In that I know the proper response is "tsundere's a bad look on you"

[zweihandler]

i have no idea what you just called me but it sounded like an insult and thus i am insulted.

cosmicgirl

[thecompletionofthings]

You are not the only one who thinks so

so many Useless Lesbians here tho, you see a pretty girl and your brains go all "spla"

I, on the other hand, am a Very Useful Lesbian, I am a lesbian Swiss army knife

[hurt_comforting]

it's the juxtaposition between "fuck off" and "much love" really

do I mean what I said or why I said it? yes

text; elevencrows

[founderinglight]

[This is several minutes after.]

Ah, the culprit reveals herself.

In the future, please refrain from kicking me.

[This is followed by a photo of his part of the shitlist with 'Being suddenly awakened' circled in the phone's paint app.]

[daughterofthemark]

It means you will be the most popular love interest.

[...thanks, Arianna, that's... really helpful.]

[zweihandler]

RIGHT?????????? tragically there appears to be an overwhelming majority of 1) grown-ass woman 2) straight or 3) all of the above but like......... a girl can still enjoy looking. especially when they have swords 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[ the thirst, it screams like a lesbian ]

thanks for the offer tho, you're good people. i don't have a lot of shit so i can probably just dump myself in a corner and sleep? or take up your sofa if you don't use it w/e i'm not picky

[zweihandler]

in my defense who sleeps in the fucking hallway?????? straight up i thought you were a goddamn corpse my guy

[founderinglight]

1) I was in a chair.

2) Chronic exhaustion is, as they say, a bitch.

[thecompletionofthings]

please, she's like the opposite of an lbd, she's a crack ship with ANYONE

(mwah mwah Erina baby)

[hurt_comforting]

...I've been working for TIR too long, my first thought was "I can probably backronym *something* for cuttlefish"

[zweihandler]

hello cops police? i'm being cyberbullied ???

[daughterofthemark]

I mean to be a Useful Bisexual, but I'm afraid I don't have as many uses as a Swiss army knife. I lack even a corkscrew.

[When did Arianna find out about Swiss army knives? Sometime.]

[thecompletionofthings]

this I want to see

[thecompletionofthings]

will trade for something I may or may not have picked up from Nightlife then