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phonetasmal2018-08-07 09:50 pm
moonlightglory) wrote in phonetasmal2018-08-07 09:50 pm
[video]
[Video start: Faith's face. She's apparently in her room, and looks about as serious as she always does.]
Good evening. I have a very important announcement to make, so please pay close attention.
The best, in fact the only good man in the universe is now here at this very station. Allow me to introduce you to him.
[The camera swings around as Faith walks across her room to point at something. It's... an aquarium. Coming gradually into focus is a small, blue fish.]
Everyone, meet Walnut. Walnut has only kindness in his heart. He will never do or say anything to hurt you, and he will keep every promise and do everything in his power to make the world a better place.
It is very important to me that you appreciate this fish. Appreciate him. Appreciate Walnut.
...I'm gonna need to find a source of fish food.
Good evening. I have a very important announcement to make, so please pay close attention.
The best, in fact the only good man in the universe is now here at this very station. Allow me to introduce you to him.
[The camera swings around as Faith walks across her room to point at something. It's... an aquarium. Coming gradually into focus is a small, blue fish.]
Everyone, meet Walnut. Walnut has only kindness in his heart. He will never do or say anything to hurt you, and he will keep every promise and do everything in his power to make the world a better place.
It is very important to me that you appreciate this fish. Appreciate him. Appreciate Walnut.
...I'm gonna need to find a source of fish food.