zweihandler: (the ecstasy of swords)
Erina Estival ([personal profile] zweihandler) wrote in [community profile] phonetasmal2018-10-02 04:51 pm

un: sapphicdistractions | text

[ There has been a blessed reprieve lately from Erina's high velocity network shitposting – apparently, you can only meme on your place of residence so many times before it starts getting tired. Today, however, it seems something has piqued her interest again.

There's a blurry photo of what's... probably? a dvd cover but Erina was evidently so over excited she forgot to actually get it in focus. ]


YO WHAT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[ and then a few minutes later, there's another clearer shot. The title reads BRUTAL INSTINCT in a sort of grimy, jagged font and the cover is of a grizzled action hero looking man and a tiny waif of a woman who are silhouetted against a backdrop of a grimy, blood-covered wall. ]

WHO THJE FUCK IS READY TO TRUST THEIR BRUTAL INSTINCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ ... whatever that's supposed to mean. ]
unpunchman: (OH MY GOD)

[personal profile] unpunchman 2018-10-02 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DVD!!!???
moonlightglory: (Default)

[personal profile] moonlightglory 2018-10-02 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This looks like absolute garbage, sign me the fuck UP
have_hat_will_travel: (Wat)

Video

[personal profile] have_hat_will_travel 2018-10-02 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
... Is this going to hurt my head worse than that Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue thing???
unpunchman: (Crazy Diamond)

[personal profile] unpunchman 2018-10-02 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me we actually have DVD player here! I guess it'd make sense with all this other crazy sci-fi stuff lying around.
nojohnyouare: Looking down at the viewer. (if i told you)

[personal profile] nojohnyouare 2018-10-02 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that the movie you talked about before.
daughterofthemark: (20F. An eternal winged war)

[personal profile] daughterofthemark 2018-10-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not certain my instincts are very brutal...
motherfucking_ghost: (yeah I know I'm great)

[personal profile] motherfucking_ghost 2018-10-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
looks like trashy gorror im down for bloodfest halloween shit
hurt_comforting: (oh lord you're serious)

un: hangarprincess

[personal profile] hurt_comforting 2018-10-03 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
With that cover I wouldn't trust my gentle instincts

...do you need popcorn for your popcorn.gif moment
thedarkheir: (wtf)

un: SunDrake

[personal profile] thedarkheir 2018-10-03 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That doesn't look like a BD, or even a Tera... oh wow, is that an actual DVD? Those things are OLD! w(°o°)w ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ
thedarkheir: (thatsright)

[personal profile] thedarkheir 2018-10-03 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
IKR? Last ones were made 5 years ago, which is Ancient in technology.

ू(・ิ ॄ・ิू๑) So what's the movie about anyways?
daughterofthemark: (31F. Darkness of paradise)

[personal profile] daughterofthemark 2018-10-03 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Goodness, it sounds dangerous!
unpunchman: (Hmm)

[personal profile] unpunchman 2018-10-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
DVD players are RETRO for you?
dralchemist: (can u not)

un: topchefizzy

[personal profile] dralchemist 2018-10-03 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
that looks like the sleaziest bootleg book i've ever seen, what the fuck

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