un: sapphicdistractions | text

[zweihandler]

[ There has been a blessed reprieve lately from Erina's high velocity network shitposting – apparently, you can only meme on your place of residence so many times before it starts getting tired. Today, however, it seems something has piqued her interest again.

There's a blurry photo of what's... probably? a dvd cover but Erina was evidently so over excited she forgot to actually get it in focus. ]

YO WHAT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

[ and then a few minutes later, there's another clearer shot. The title reads BRUTAL INSTINCT in a sort of grimy, jagged font and the cover is of a grizzled action hero looking man and a tiny waif of a woman who are silhouetted against a backdrop of a grimy, blood-covered wall. ]

WHO THJE FUCK IS READY TO TRUST THEIR BRUTAL INSTINCTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ ... whatever that's supposed to mean. ]

Comments

[unpunchman]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DVD!!!???

[zweihandler]

fuck yeah it is!!!!! i have no clue why the fuck there's a dvd of this BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING!!!!!

[unpunchman]

Don't tell me we actually have DVD player here! I guess it'd make sense with all this other crazy sci-fi stuff lying around.

[moonlightglory]

This looks like absolute garbage, sign me the fuck UP

[zweihandler]

it is literally and without any hyperbole the worst piece of media i've ever seen with my own two eyes and i love it like my own child. i'm naming my firstborn brutal instinct. it's THAT BAD

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[have_hat_will_travel]

... Is this going to hurt my head worse than that Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue thing???

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[zweihandler]

there is a VERY good chance

[nojohnyouare]

Is that the movie you talked about before.

[zweihandler]

YES!!!!! the worst movie i have ever had the pleasure of beholding with my own two eyes!!!

[daughterofthemark]

I'm not certain my instincts are very brutal...

[zweihandler]

they will be once we finish this movie. that's a promise.

[motherfucking_ghost]

looks like trashy gorror im down for bloodfest halloween shit

[zweihandler]

FUCK YES!!!!

however trash you're imagining it, i promise you the actual movie is 10x trashier

un: hangarprincess

[hurt_comforting]

With that cover I wouldn't trust my gentle instincts

...do you need popcorn for your popcorn.gif moment

[zweihandler]

popcorn, soda and as many unhealthy snacks as your arms can carry.

un: SunDrake

[thedarkheir]

That doesn't look like a BD, or even a Tera... oh wow, is that an actual DVD? Those things are OLD! w(°ｏ°)w ᵒᵐᵍᵎᵎᵎ

[zweihandler]

right??? HOLY SHIT!!!!! dvds aren't even in PRINT anymore so seeing this fucking thing on a dvd is the most surreal experience OF MY LIFE

un: topchefizzy

[dralchemist]

that looks like the sleaziest bootleg book i've ever seen, what the fuck

[zweihandler]

a bootleg book??? have you never seen a dvd?????

improvisedfate

[bloodyashes]

I've never seen anyone get that excited about a fon disc in my life.

[zweihandler]

you're gonna have to explain what a fon disk is

un: caw

[nocawsforconcern]

What is that?
I don't know what that is.
That is a weird picture though.
Is that supposed to be blood?
Who are those people?
Did they make all that blood?

[zweihandler]

come watch the movie with us and maybe you'll find out

[nor_iron_bars]

looks like a total shitshow, i'm in.

[zweihandler]

shitshow saturation is 100%, i guarantee.