hello naughty children it's Discourse time

[dragonmouth]

[For about a week at the Station, there's a piece of paper next to the murder counter. It always starts off simple: "FOOD SURVEY, PLEASE READ", but the text rotates each day to something decidedly... less benign.]

May 12

What, in your opinion, is indisputably the best type of banana?

May 13

What, to you, is a sandwich? Is a hot dog a sandwich? Or perhaps a quesadilla?

May 14

Pineapple on pizza: is it good or bad? I've heard differing opinions on this subject.

May 15

is soup a beverage?

May 16

Once more on the subject of pizza: hot or cold?

May 17

Is a muffin a cake? What is the best sort of cake?

May 18

Coffee or tea?

May 19

[An ominous looking piece of paper that simply reads:]

White chocolate?

[Feel free to treat this as a MINGLE POST for everyone's bad food opinions!]