un: jetshard, about a week after everyone's returned from Incendia.

[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ ALright, consider this your semi-reguLar "we have a medbay and the staff wouLd aPPreciate you not be too much of idiots about your own heaLth" reminder. For those of you who've just recentLy joined us: I'm Sawbones Jetshard, I work evening shifts and I'm the one with the grey skin and forked horns. If I'm not in, it's LikeLy that Strange is - they're the android in the PurPLe scarf - or Dr. Watson, who has joined us after the most recent fissure.

o)+ A few orders of business:

o)+ If you are new, and you have not visited us and are wiLLing to, I highLy recommend stoPPing in for a few minutes for a PreLiminary PhysicaL. I understand that this is a sensitive or uncomfortabLe matter for some PeoPLe. Strange's scans are whoLLy noninvasive, and if you are injured or become iLL, having a baseLine record for you wiLL heLP us to get you uP and about much quicker and more smoothLy.

o)+ Not to harP on this, but temPeratures don't show any sign of significantLy cooLing in the near future. Be aware of your own toLerances for heat and sun exPosure (the soLar radiation LeveLs here seem to be in Line with those of most human homeworLds), and if you're not accustomed to this kind of weather, be careful. The major symPtoms of heat sickness in humans are headaches, nausea, confusion, exhaustion, and muscLe weakness, but in generaL if you feeL unweLL in the heat, seek shade or an air-conditioned sPace, get something to drink, and sit or Lie down. Don't be shy about getting drinks from the kitchens either.

o)+ And finaLLy: I've had severaL PeoPLe exPress interest in basic first-aid training after the Last fissure. I'm not abLe to teach magicaL heaLing, but I can offer instruction in mundane wound care and emergency fieLd medicine. WouLd an evening schooLfeed session work for PeoPLe? Maybe once a week or so?

un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]