Erina Estival (
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phonetasmal2018-08-05 07:42 pm
un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post
[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]
ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned
ranking. here's how it works:
1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point
THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules
1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.
EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this
[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]
ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned
1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point
THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules
1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.
EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this
[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

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...but seriously, don’t post up what you cannot take down. The Logs are a matter of public record. I’d tell you not to post anything you might regret, except you already said you’re drift-compatible with a potato.
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Definitely! Ten out of ten for those bazongas alone!
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so
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[hEY LOOK IT'S THE COPOUT]
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[ not included in this tag: modesty ]
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...How did you do that with the sparkling text, I must know immediately.
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[ and Izunia gets a screenshot of an app calling itself SPARKTAKULAR! whose only apparent purpose is generating sparkletext ]
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un: purrista
I'd be here all day if I tried to list every reason I think so, but they're two of the absolutely most attractive people I've ever known.
Honestly, I'm reminded that I'm one of the luckiest guys in the multiverse, every time I so much as look at my fiances.
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un: foxtales
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luciferskylight
-heart of caeldonia. holy shit. he's just so unbelievably pretty. it's unfair, quite frankly. also, excellent hugs.
[Attached are of course two photos of said perfect husband and jesus fucking christ he just looks like that.]
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un; danslalune
[Gay]
Not to detract from the beauty of everyone else here, there might be no end to those who'd make me blush coming through these fissures (♡ >ω< ♡)
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And you, my dear, are absolutely stunning, and also very cute.
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text | un: m.c.
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[THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T LET YOURSELF GET DRAGGED INTO SHIPPY NONSENSE.]
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How about Maddie?
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I mean the girl one, but take your pick I guess
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Text; t_junpei
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uncrowned
Here is a picture of my fellow student and my team's resident Warrior, the lady Amaryllis Dinae.
For a very brief time we were courting, and I hope you can see why. Her love was more boundless than I was prepared for - she's one of the most affectionate people I've ever met, and one of the most courageous - but we parted on amicable terms.
She's also an extremely talented fighter and a student of multiple weapon forms. Her ancestral sword probably helps with that.
Also those ears are as fluffy as they look. So are her tails.
[OOC: the icons are probably getting replaced if she gets apped, but the details are the same.]
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"un: hangarprincess" failed her saving throw against flirt
Lily is valiant and kind and - no matter how she achieved that hair - it's a good look on her. Am I allowed to compliment her body if the way it looks was a matter of her personal taste? I'm curious.
Arianna is unfailingly polite and charming and sweet. I can easily believe her when she says she's a princess.
Maddie, if your choice in clothing is deliberate - or if you've conspired with your sighted friends to make those choices - then you have a wicked sense of humor and I'd very much like to speak with you more. I hope you won't mind if I call you cute; would you prefer 'lovely?'
Akira-chan, your taste in swimwear and eyewear is excellent and now I have to wonder if you'd hoped I'd wear that two-piece in your field of vision.
And to prove that I'm gay but not blind:
Marco, I hope you realize your kindness and bravery and excellent taste in battledress will make someone very happy someday.
Akira-kun, I could say the same about you. You are a very brave young man - and I mean that sincerely.
Goro... you and Akira are one of the cutest couples on the station. Make each other happy for all of our sakes.
And Ignis... if Derek Smith were here, he would take one look at you and go thermonuclear with his blushing. And you can cook too? Have mercy on the poor boy.
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un: inconvenient
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Thunderboy
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everyone's favorite hat succubus
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