UN: Jojorara. ICly a few days after the IC meet and greet

[unpunchman]

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So what if we did a joust?

[And then, after one thread of someone asking what the fuck he means by that he comes back and continues with video.]

We don't have enough horses for a normal joust and anyways I've never ridden a horse in my life. This would be way dumber.

[The camera pans around to show a pile of pool noodles.]

I found these while checking out Incendia, and for some reason the first thought I had was "what if we rode on each other's shoulders and ran past each other while the riders try to knock their opponent off?"

It doesn't feel like the BEST use of our time but the hell with me if I can think of anything else I should be doing right now. There's too much free time around here and I'm bored. We'd probably need, at the very least, some cushions for people to fall on and someone to take bets.

Also probably, like. A medic. Or something.

Comments

[whatsmytalentagain]

Don't you have anything better to do? Like, if nothing else, some board games or movies?

[unpunchman]

What are you, an old man? Making bad decisions and bouncing back from them is what being young is all about!

[whatsmytalentagain]

Actually, I'm 18.
And I'm all for taking risks when it's nessicary, not when I'm bored.

[unpunchman]

What risks? It's fine.

[whatsmytalentagain]

Really? You need me to spell them out for you?

[unpunchman]

I mean, I guess you could get a little rattled if you fell wrong.

[whatsmytalentagain]

You mean a concussion. Plus, you gotta factor in things like height and weight differences, the strength of the "horse", the off chance two teams run smack dab into eachother, or someone getting the end of a pool noodle jabbed in their face...

[unpunchman]

God listen to you, you sound like my school principal. Half the people here have crazy magic. I can heal anyone who isn't dead in a few seconds!

[whatsmytalentagain]

[Rantaro's just rolling his eyes at the principal comment.... Hey, wait.]

You have healing powers?

[Well, he might have considered letting this guy work on his voicebox if he wasn't so intent on pulling a stunt that probably belongs in an episode of Jackass... Whatever that is.]

That's fine and all, but what if YOU get knocked out?

[unpunchman]

Yup.

I'm way too tall to be a rider, though, so I'd probably be fine.

[whatsmytalentagain]

Well, thanks for considering at least one thing before you try any dumb stunts...

[unpunchman]

That's also why I suggested we might need a medic.

[whatsmytalentagain]

True.
Still think you should just stick to video games or something if you're not that good at magically healing people.

[unpunchman]

If we just sat around playing video games all day we'd be in no shape to deal with the fissures. This is exercise!

[whatsmytalentagain]

Is that what you're worried about?
Then why don't you try stuff like cardio workouts? Get people together for pushups and stuff. Run laps.
SOMETHING that isn't needlessly reckless.

[unpunchman]

Because this sounds more fun.

[whatsmytalentagain]

You're one of THOSE people, huh?

[Rantaro just sighs at this text conversation he's having... Not that Josuke would catch that. It's an IM session, what can ya do?]

Okay, fine. Guess I can't talk you out of doing something that dumb, just leave me outta this mess.

[unpunchman]

No one's making you come.

[whatsmytalentagain]

Perfect.