[Text] un: have_hat_will_travel, subject: Board Game Night?

[have_hat_will_travel]

Okay, so, we've obviously had some crap going down the last little bit. I've got one full-disclosure, and then one recommendation.

First, the full disclosure about my nature: I am a Succubus, a demon of lust and desire. No, I do not 'hunger' for the lifeforce of the living. Yes, that does mean I can influence people's minds in various ways. And Yes, that means I'm inherently strongly predisposed to both Chaotic and Evil tendencies; in my world, both of those are capitalized concepts with pretty clear definitions.

I have promised, and I'd like to keep to this promise, to not use my powers on people here unless they literally ask for it, or for my own self-defense. Also, I will be deeply worried about anyone who asks for being mentally influenced; I'm not exactly a therapist, but I'm pretty sure that isn't healthy.

That's not the important part of this post, though I'm sure I'll get questions about it.

Here's the important part: Who here, besides me, has gotten their hands on some board games? I don't have enough for a game night for the newly-expanded group at this station, and most of the ones I've gotten are... Weird, in various ways, but I'd like to work on what I can here.

Because right now, we need at least a useful semblance of camaraderie. And since I'm keeping to above-mentioned promise, that means teambuilding somehow or other, and this is my first crack at doing something about it.

Feel free to offer ideas in-person; room 21.

Comments

[have_hat_will_travel]

... That's a good question I actually don't have a lot of answer for yet. Sorry.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Wish I had the crafting spells available to me for that...

[letsplayer]

no but it's one of the most fucking hilarious strings of words I've ever heard together

[nojohnyouare]

Everyone knows there, too. Though not at home. So this is like being back in space.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... What would a carnival penis even be?

[The idea of sex goblins is less confusing to her.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

Except for being the relative safety of a Material Plane... Mostly.

please don't google this (and cw: body horror if you do)

[letsplayer]

IDK

is it like a harlequin penis?

like a clown penis, not... not like a harlequin fetus, don't look that shit up

fuck those options are BOTH terrifying

maybe it's a penis you play boner ring toss with

Re: please don't google this (and cw: body horror if you do)

[have_hat_will_travel]

That sounds like the kind of sadistic punishment my Queen would inflict on thepoor souls trapped in her lair of hell. With embellishments of course.

[nojohnyouare]

Probably more dangerous.

[daughterofthemark]

We'll simply have to make them by hand, then. They need not be perfect, as long as they are identifiable.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Really? I'd think outer space would have weird planar rules..

[have_hat_will_travel]

I never took ranks in any Craft skills...

[daughterofthemark]

You should still be able to construct simple items, though. It works similarly to gathering--I only have the Take skill, but I can still mine and chop to an extent.

[nojohnyouare]

We were on space stations. With gravity.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Yes, but it could definitely take a while...

[have_hat_will_travel]

Space... What?

That's even possible?

[nojohnyouare]

In the future. It was 6972. 6973 when we finally left.

[daughterofthemark]

Then we need merely be patient.

[letsplayer]

your queen sounds like the kinky queen of fanfic cliches


and I'm not sure how I feel about that

[have_hat_will_travel]

... That. Uh. Is a future?

[have_hat_will_travel]

She's the Queen of Succubi, so, normal enough, isn't it?

[nojohnyouare]

I was taken from 1999.

[For context.]

[letsplayer]

sounds like a lady ripped straight from my weird fantasies

except not in real life because I'm a total weenie

[have_hat_will_travel]

So time travel too, then.

That one... Wow. That's actually genuinely terrifying almost as much as what I've heard about what happened

[have_hat_will_travel]

See, normally this is where I'd get to running a standard temptation routine hoping to get you into going for this.

Except the whole "Trying to be good-ish" thing I'm keeping to here. And the fact that my Queen isn't available, which ties into why I'm doing the other thing. And other concerns.