[Text] un: have_hat_will_travel, subject: Board Game Night?

[have_hat_will_travel]

Okay, so, we've obviously had some crap going down the last little bit. I've got one full-disclosure, and then one recommendation.

First, the full disclosure about my nature: I am a Succubus, a demon of lust and desire. No, I do not 'hunger' for the lifeforce of the living. Yes, that does mean I can influence people's minds in various ways. And Yes, that means I'm inherently strongly predisposed to both Chaotic and Evil tendencies; in my world, both of those are capitalized concepts with pretty clear definitions.

I have promised, and I'd like to keep to this promise, to not use my powers on people here unless they literally ask for it, or for my own self-defense. Also, I will be deeply worried about anyone who asks for being mentally influenced; I'm not exactly a therapist, but I'm pretty sure that isn't healthy.

That's not the important part of this post, though I'm sure I'll get questions about it.

Here's the important part: Who here, besides me, has gotten their hands on some board games? I don't have enough for a game night for the newly-expanded group at this station, and most of the ones I've gotten are... Weird, in various ways, but I'd like to work on what I can here.

Because right now, we need at least a useful semblance of camaraderie. And since I'm keeping to above-mentioned promise, that means teambuilding somehow or other, and this is my first crack at doing something about it.

Feel free to offer ideas in-person; room 21.

Comments

Re: please don't google this (and cw: body horror if you do)

[have_hat_will_travel]

That sounds like the kind of sadistic punishment my Queen would inflict on thepoor souls trapped in her lair of hell. With embellishments of course.

[letsplayer]

your queen sounds like the kinky queen of fanfic cliches


and I'm not sure how I feel about that

[have_hat_will_travel]

She's the Queen of Succubi, so, normal enough, isn't it?

[letsplayer]

sounds like a lady ripped straight from my weird fantasies

except not in real life because I'm a total weenie

[have_hat_will_travel]

See, normally this is where I'd get to running a standard temptation routine hoping to get you into going for this.

Except the whole "Trying to be good-ish" thing I'm keeping to here. And the fact that my Queen isn't available, which ties into why I'm doing the other thing. And other concerns.

[letsplayer]

yeah please don't try any of that shit I will literally DIE

at least I think so

[have_hat_will_travel]

Just for clarification's sake, are we talking embarrassment, some supernatural interaction I should be warned for, or?

(This place is weird enough that this question's legitimate...)

[letsplayer]

embarrassment but also horrible bone disease

and not a boner disease, dicks don't have bones

also I have a vagina

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Oh.

[Pidonus isn't used to dealing with complicated diseases, but the specific pair of words and her couple of ranks in the Heal skill is enough to give her a good guess as to what she's talking about.]

That is definitely a thing, yes. So, yeah. I'll be careful. And, uh, sorry if I hit a sore spot...

[letsplayer]

it's cool I just get annoyed when people try to dance around it like it's some sort of horrible disease conversation landmine

like just suck it up I'm the one who has to live with it

I literally have no idea how I was conceived (okay I mean THAT WAS NOT LITERAL) but the fact that it happened is at least proof that you can have sex without dying and have boneitis

just maybe not kinky demon sex

[have_hat_will_travel]

Lust finds a way?

But yeah, it's definitely an appropriate-caution type of thing.

[Pidonus is going to assume the disease is ACTUALLY CALLED boneitis if not corrected, note. Might be funnier that way.]

[letsplayer]

[ Marla still thinks seagulls are called "Bagels", she's not exactly the correcting type. ]

the spirit is willing but the bones are brittle and pathetic

you might say

[have_hat_will_travel]

I wonder if there's anything that could help the condition as a whole amongst the higher technology or magic levels around here, actually... But it's not my place to be all "Could this work? Could this work?" either.

[letsplayer]

i mean i got regenerating powers now so i can just unfuck myself

after being fucked

in both senses of the word

[have_hat_will_travel]

That's less bad, but as someone with some regeneration... Pain still hurts, you know?

[letsplayer]

yeah i'm not super into that

[have_hat_will_travel]

Right. No perverse activities without like Bear's Endurance or something to enhance your Fortitude. If that'd even help. Which... Uh, I'd rather not test, since aforementioned pain?

[letsplayer]

...







what's a bear

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Uh. Large, brown or black fur, giant claws?

Should've known the creature variance from world to world would cause some differences.

[letsplayer]

that describes like half of your shitty earth mammals

like you gotta know this but

I spent like two weeks pointing at shit and going "is this a dog"

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Plan B! One second.

[And then, attached: A hasty sketch of a bear, clearly drawn by someone used to using a pen instead of their finger.]

[letsplayer]

oh

those things

I think I saw a couple in the first alternate universe I ended up in but never up close

[have_hat_will_travel]

They hurt. Dont' screw with them.

[letsplayer]

oh believe me like fuck am I gonna

back home we got bears that can shoot lasers and shit out of every orifice

[have_hat_will_travel]

Templated monsters are weird stuff.