[To be fair, Jetshard is straight up guessing on the proper forms of address for at least half the people at the station; human naming customs are inconsistent and opaque from an Alternian perspective. It's probably a victory that her rendering of his name doesn't have a couple more letters shoved in to round it out to a proper length for a troll name.]

That would be very helpful. As much as we appreciate your artistry with coffee, it would be good to have a supply of something that isn't so heavily caffeinated, I think.