text; un: doctorziegler

[caduceusoncall]

[Angela hesitates to press send. This is a commitment.]

As many of you know, I am the afternoon shift doctor at the medical bay, Doctor Angela Ziegler. I have recently acquired the ability to perform a physical scan with magic. It's non invasive - just a simple wave of the hand. Completely painless, no touching involved.

If you have the chance, please stop by the medical bay for a scan so that I can cross-check and update your charts. I will try to occupy as little of your time as possible.

Additionally, please heed Jetshard's warnings of heatstroke and exhaustion during the upcoming heatwave. Don't hesitate to come to the medical bay if you are suffering the effects of heat exhaustion. If you suspect you are suffering from heat stroke, come in immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation.
- Doctor Ziegler

Comments

voice; un: doctorziegler

[caduceusoncall]

[Angela switches on the voice feature. Morgana may notice the fairly thick Swiss-German accent.]

Thank you! I would appreciate the practice if you're willing to stop by. It should only take a few seconds of your time.

[meowna]

No problem. When do you want me?

[WTF kind of accent is that? He's probably only been in the real world in Japan before, this Swiss-German accent doesn't have any frame of reference for him at all.

He, on the other hand, probably sounds like he has a very meow-y tone of voice while speaking in whatever language Angela is accustomed to. Accents when you're actually being translated from literal meows are kind of weird, huh?]

[caduceusoncall]

Any time in the afternoon is fine. I start working around noon.

[Accents are weird in general. We just learn how to talk in various funny voices and consider them normal - how bizarre is that?]

[meowna]

You got it!

[Super duper weird, TBH. At least cognitive weirdness means he's pretty much understandable to everyone?]