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[caduceusoncall]

[Angela hesitates to press send. This is a commitment.]

As many of you know, I am the afternoon shift doctor at the medical bay, Doctor Angela Ziegler. I have recently acquired the ability to perform a physical scan with magic. It's non invasive - just a simple wave of the hand. Completely painless, no touching involved.

If you have the chance, please stop by the medical bay for a scan so that I can cross-check and update your charts. I will try to occupy as little of your time as possible.

Additionally, please heed Jetshard's warnings of heatstroke and exhaustion during the upcoming heatwave. Don't hesitate to come to the medical bay if you are suffering the effects of heat exhaustion. If you suspect you are suffering from heat stroke, come in immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation.
- Doctor Ziegler

Comments

text; un: jetshard

[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ I'LL stoP in a Little earLy tonight - I exPect you'LL want to test it out on non-humans as weLL?

[caduceusoncall]

Thank you, I would love the opportunity to do so! I may have to ask you some questions about the average vital statistics of your species to know whether or not you're in good shape. I'm afraid the scan does not grant me an understanding of foreign biology.

[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ Of course.

o)+ And I exPect you wiLL have questions. The underLying bioLogy is less simiLar than the outward resembLance might indicate.

o)+ Convergent evoLution is a heLL of a thing.