text; un: doctorziegler

[caduceusoncall]

[Angela hesitates to press send. This is a commitment.]

As many of you know, I am the afternoon shift doctor at the medical bay, Doctor Angela Ziegler. I have recently acquired the ability to perform a physical scan with magic. It's non invasive - just a simple wave of the hand. Completely painless, no touching involved.

If you have the chance, please stop by the medical bay for a scan so that I can cross-check and update your charts. I will try to occupy as little of your time as possible.

Additionally, please heed Jetshard's warnings of heatstroke and exhaustion during the upcoming heatwave. Don't hesitate to come to the medical bay if you are suffering the effects of heat exhaustion. If you suspect you are suffering from heat stroke, come in immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation.
- Doctor Ziegler

Comments

[dragonmouth]

...it's hardly that hot.

[ She's just staring at all these weenies like "bitch plz" ]

[caduceusoncall]

For those unfamiliar with this level of heat, these warnings are very important. I have no doubt that some of you come from worlds or areas much hotter or colder than this one.

[dragonmouth]

I suppose you do have a point...

I'm still trying to adjust, myself.

[ It's kinda crisp all the time and she's not sure how to deal. ]

[caduceusoncall]

I am assuming you come from a much warmer environment, to consider this temperature mild? If it would help you adjust or be more comfortable, I would direct you to the hot tub in the annex, or perhaps the greenhouse.

Though, I do request you listen closely to your body and take care not to overheat yourself.

[dragonmouth]

Noted. I've... actually spent some time in the grass gardens myself, although the hot tub still eludes me.

[caduceusoncall]

It is on the roof of the annex. There are swimsuits there if you don't have one of your own.

[dragonmouth]

Oh! It's the place with the sign, right?

[ The one about not having sex. ]

[caduceusoncall]

Yes, precisely.

[After a moment she adds:]

For sanitary purposes, please do mind that sign.