[Video] In which Pidonus finds a thing!

[have_hat_will_travel]

So I decided to ask a drone for things for being less bored, and it found something!

[Pidonus dramatically tosses her phone up into the air, then mutters something, the camera stopping directly above her pointed down, where she holds up... a copy of "The Settlers of Catan", a box of some decks of Poker cards, and a copy of Munchkin.]

Board games! And cards! A start to the solution for the boredom problem!

This is a good day! To do things! Who's interested?!

[And then the phone drops to the ground, thankfully not damaged, but the camera going dark as it lands on the floor. Pidonus apparently failed to keep her concentration on the Prestidigitation effect. Also, all the stuff's shrink-wrapped... Huh.]

Comments

[have_hat_will_travel]

Jumanji's barely the start of the chaos of cursed games.

[How she gets that reference isn't clear, but.]

[foolishjustice]

I'm sure I could think of others, that's just the first that came to mind.

But, since you said it doesn't seem to be cursed, why don't you open it and see what it is?

[have_hat_will_travel]

Sure.

[Pidonus puts the phone down on her bed, causing the screen to go black. Goro hears the crinkle of removed shrinkwrap, then the ruffle of cards being shuffled through...]

... It's puns.

It's all puns.

[foolishjustice]

It sounds quite punishing to the unprepared, then.

[Chuckling a little at his own joke.]

Sorry. It sounds fun.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Ow. Just. A pun like that, it hurts almost literally.

Who would do this???

[foolishjustice]

Someone who's fond of wordplay, I would presume. Or someone with a sadistic streak aimed toward people who don't appreciate puns.

[have_hat_will_travel]

That is a very specialized form of Chaotic Evil.

[foolishjustice]

Or spite from someone who had their jokes insulted one too many times.

So, are you going to share some examples?

[have_hat_will_travel]

We can save that for when we try to play, I think...