[Video] In which Pidonus finds a thing!

[have_hat_will_travel]

So I decided to ask a drone for things for being less bored, and it found something!

[Pidonus dramatically tosses her phone up into the air, then mutters something, the camera stopping directly above her pointed down, where she holds up... a copy of "The Settlers of Catan", a box of some decks of Poker cards, and a copy of Munchkin.]

Board games! And cards! A start to the solution for the boredom problem!

This is a good day! To do things! Who's interested?!

[And then the phone drops to the ground, thankfully not damaged, but the camera going dark as it lands on the floor. Pidonus apparently failed to keep her concentration on the Prestidigitation effect. Also, all the stuff's shrink-wrapped... Huh.]

Comments

[have_hat_will_travel]

Most adventuring parties only use one bard, though...

[The idea of a band performing music for its own sake is not something she's adjusted to!]

[riderofcharlemagne]

We can take artistic liberties with the name, you know.

[have_hat_will_travel]

...

[Pidonus blinks and nods a bit.]

I think we're doing that thing where each of us is thinking of a very different thing from the other again.

[riderofcharlemagne]

We're forming a band, right?

[have_hat_will_travel]

Oh, that's what you meant. Okay.

Mind, to do much good I'll need to study the styles of the timeframe you're thinking of. I've mostly got experience with single-performer forms suited to use on the road, but adapting isn't too hard!

[riderofcharlemagne]

I don't know much about what music is around in this era, but something high-energy would probably suit us nicely. As for instruments, I guess we'll have to see what the androids can get us.

[He's winging this, entirely.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

Well, fair enough. I think I can make it work.

[riderofcharlemagne]

Great!

[He claps his hands together.]

Now- we just need to decide on a name [The most important part, of course.] and our instruments and then we're good to go!

[have_hat_will_travel]

Well, practicing as a team would likely be necessary... Just because I've got 24 ranks in Perform doesn't mean it'd likely just work.

[riderofcharlemagne]

Well, of course we'd rehearse...

[That's far less glamorous than the other parts though.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

Shouldn't take too much, assuming most of us have Perform ranks or equivalent.

[riderofcharlemagne]

What's a Perform Rank?

[have_hat_will_travel]

... It means we have practice playing an instrument for crowds. Loosely.

[riderofcharlemagne]

Ah, well, that's less important.

["Just wing it": the Astolfo motto.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

But it's literally the basis for like half my powers...

[riderofcharlemagne]

[Pat pat.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

The power of a Bard is in their songs... Or dances... Or oratory. Regardless, it's what allows us to fight.

[riderofcharlemagne]

Weaponized music...I can get behind that.

[have_hat_will_travel]

It's nice, yes.

[riderofcharlemagne]

I have a weapon with a similar concept, but it's a far cry from being musical. [It's horrid, is what it is.]

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Er. A non-musical weaponized music?

[riderofcharlemagne]

Weaponized noise.

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Oh fun. Weaponized noise like that is the least commonly resisted form of damage in my world, so... That's effective.

[riderofcharlemagne]

[He lightly taps the horn at his belt.]

Just make sure that when you see me play this- cover your ears.

[have_hat_will_travel]

Erm. Right.

Thanks for the warning?