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[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ ALright, foLks, quick PSA before this has a chance to become an awkward issue, since I have friends around here and for some reason so does JaiLbreak:

o)+ TroLLs have a greater variety of romantic reLationships than humans usuaLLy do. Some of these are more or Less equivaLent to human romance - we caLL those ones red romance, generaLLy sPeaking - but we aLso have a couPLe of modeLs of bLack romance, which is founded PrimariLy in confLict and contention rather than more Positive emotions.

o)+ Kismessitude is normaL and heaLthy in my sPecies, and JaiL aPParentLy has a sense of adventure more usuaLLy associated with PeoPLe getting eggs Laid in their thoraxes. She seems to think she knows what she's getting into by continuing to needLe me. We're both aduLts and abLe to Look our for our own interests.

o)+ As such: it's ok to react to PubLic disPLays of contention with the same sort of miLd censure with which you'd treat equivaLent PubLic disPLays of affection. I wouLd request that you foLks not attemPt to arbitrate between us without exPress invitation. Doing so is imPoLite at best and tantamount to a ProPosition to a different romantic quadrant at worst.

Comments

[motherfucking_ghost]

see that makes a lot more sense than wtf was goin on w egg laying usually its just hatesex but we floats ur boat

[nor_iron_bars]

thanks. def aiming for hatesex too, but y'know, gotta take this one step at a time.

with the egg thing i'm pretty sure she just means that being all 'sure i'm down for anything let's go for it' around aliens you've never heard of before can get your ass super dead in embarrassing ways if you're unlucky.

it's cute how she thinks that'd stop me.

[motherfucking_ghost]

ive been p lucky w aliens ive only been killed by like one so far it wasnt a sex thing but my one bud got super preg from one

[nor_iron_bars]

huh, impressive. most people don't recover from dead so well.
did some research and it doesn't look like her species reproduces that way, but def gonna be using protection just in case.

[motherfucking_ghost]

yea kinda my specialty also good cuz i dont wanna no how he gave birth 2 that thing

[nor_iron_bars]

you and me both, dude.

[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ I'm under no such imPression.

o)+ If at some Point you end uP in my infirmary embarassingLy mangLed, I wiLL be entireLy unsurPrised.

[nor_iron_bars]

it's only embarrassing if you're embarrassed by it.
i wear the marks of my dumbshit mistakes with pride.

[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ How are you actuaLLy stiLL aLive.

[nor_iron_bars]

dumb luck and literal magic.

[dubiouslychthonic]

o)+ Luck has a tendency to run out eventuaLLy, you know.

[nor_iron_bars]

i'm here for a good time, not a long time.