un: loveandpeace

[ax_iom]

[Well, one side-effect of Erina's high-speed shitposting has a very confused Lily making her own post.]

Is every single other person here gay? I've been wondering about what pattern there is to the people who get brought here, and I'm extremely worried if that's part of it.

un: eestival | a shitton of posts in the days following the intro log

[zweihandler]

[ So like any self respecting feral internet child, Erina has apparently seen fit to liveblog the shit out of her initial exploration of the station. Some of it is a little incomprehensible though that seems to be because a lot of it is high velocity memeing. Of note are a few particular posts:

One is a photo of a... potato that Erina is clutching in her hand. There's a caption with it; ]

i hit 25% sync with this and it told me you were a little bitch

[ The second is a photo of a fried egg sandwich being held up to one of the chickens down on the farm level. This is weird enough (seriously, that's unsanitary) but the caption is what makes it maximum weird. ]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SEEING, WEAVER??? THIS IS WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR CHILDREN!!!

[ jesus christ

this is capped off by two photos of Izunia doing his usual business of sleeping in the hallways, one from a distance and one considerably closer. the first is captioned: ]

is he fucking dead???? [ and the second; ] seriously should i call someone???

[ this is followed by a blurry photo of erina running away at top speed from something that is captioned – ]

DEFINITELY NOT DEAD OH FUCK

[ the rest of the spam is mostly just glib observations about things around the station but finally she sees fit to put up a normal post after a short lull in all that nonstop shitposting. ]

ok so two questions:

is anyone good with having a roomie camp out with them while we're here??? staying in a room by myself is wigging me the fuck out and i'm about to die of lonely. i promise i'm toilet trained and will only leave snack crumbs in my own bed.

second, more important question: why the fuck are all the girls here so hot????? hello????? please dear god i'm trying to live my life but how am i supposed to get anything done when all of you are out there looking like that. thank you and goodnight.