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phonetasmal2018-03-27 11:16 am
photoshooter) wrote in phonetasmal2018-03-27 11:16 am
[VIDEO] 📷 UN: quicksilver80
Look!
[Without further preamble, Prompto holds his phone camera back to show what he's got cradled in the crook of his other arm: an egg that looks bigger than a chicken itself, so he for sure didn't get it from inside the station.]
It's a chocobo egg! Chocobo, I just know it! And I did the trick with the shell and the light and there's a baby inside, it's alive!
[He sets the phone down standing up and hugs the egg carefully and happily to his chest, grinning fit to split his face.]
I'm gonna be the best. Chocomom. Ever! I gotta introduce them to the girls downstairs, catch me there if you wanna say hi to baby in person!
[And for those who prefer more action-based interaction, Prompto will, in fact, be in the floor 2 chicken room, his egg held protectively in his lap with an arm always around it while he feeds and chatters to the chickens.
He's also taped a note to the chicken room door:]
ADOPT A CHICKEN!
Chickens are cute and don't grow very big, unlike basilisks and cockatrices. We lay the eggs you eat for breakfast and cook with! So please don't think about cooking us! We love you! Give us names and love us, too!
♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩
[Without further preamble, Prompto holds his phone camera back to show what he's got cradled in the crook of his other arm: an egg that looks bigger than a chicken itself, so he for sure didn't get it from inside the station.]
It's a chocobo egg! Chocobo, I just know it! And I did the trick with the shell and the light and there's a baby inside, it's alive!
[He sets the phone down standing up and hugs the egg carefully and happily to his chest, grinning fit to split his face.]
I'm gonna be the best. Chocomom. Ever! I gotta introduce them to the girls downstairs, catch me there if you wanna say hi to baby in person!
[And for those who prefer more action-based interaction, Prompto will, in fact, be in the floor 2 chicken room, his egg held protectively in his lap with an arm always around it while he feeds and chatters to the chickens.
He's also taped a note to the chicken room door:]
Chickens are cute and don't grow very big, unlike basilisks and cockatrices. We lay the eggs you eat for breakfast and cook with! So please don't think about cooking us! We love you! Give us names and love us, too!
♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩ ⋋(◍’◊’◍)⋌ ♩ є(･Θ･｡)э ♩
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[Guess who is setting a chicken aside to warp after you.]
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Careful, Grandpa, baby on board! Nooooooooct! YOU NEED TO KNOW YOU COME BY IT HONESTLY, DUDE--!
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Wait, come by what honestly?!
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...Is that a playing card?
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[Unless you're a filthy Homestuck.
Anyway, he bolts again.]
NOCT!
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[And off they go.]
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Prompto?! What's wrong?!
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Sorry, dude, I believe my best friend way more.
Give me the details, Prompto.
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Ignis.
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Then looks at Izunia. ]
Seriously?!
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S-seriously! He, he favors his convictions but the way he said it--!
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He, uhhh... w-wouldn't be the first! His convictions are... pretty incredible, after all!
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[If by convictions we mean his lips, or his eyes, or his godsdamn beautiful fucking facial structure, or his legs--]
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If you must know, legs.
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[Save him from these millennials.]
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[He loves you.]
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[Deeeeeeeeeeep breath.]
Great-great-great-great-great-grahahahaha...!
[Literally falls to his knees laughing.]
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