text + photo, fishpocalypse

[letsplayer]

[A new message has popped up on the network from someone who calls themselves MARLA CELESTIA FUCKNUGGET SANZASHI, in all caps.

That name stays up for a few minutes before it changes, from "Ion" to "Marla" before just settling for "Mar".]

Okay, you guys saw nothing. I didn't think they'd actually put my name in like that, holy shit?

Anyway it's way too early because I just woke up fresh off of a pizza coma but

I've got a problem.

[She uploads a photo of a huge pile of what looks like individually bagged goldfish.]

So I was in another spooky people-kidnapping world before this and I found out that five bucks gets you a RIDIC amount of goldfish

I have no idea why I did what I did

but anyway fuckin multiverse arceus or some shit decided i couldn't abandon my 35 fishy children and dragged them here with me

one of them already fell into a guy's hair

anyway HOW THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO HOUSE ALL OF THESE FISH I figure I can't just let them marinate in their own fish pee forever in the little bags they came in

and usually I just have my Pokemon sleep in their balls if space is tight but GOLDFISH ARE NOT POKEMON

do I just release them back into the wild?

can I even do that?

pls help

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[letsplayer]

Alright just hold on a sec

[ aaaaaaaaaaand she'll be in the greenhouse, give or take a few minutes. ]

-> Action

[personalityquarks]

[Well there sure as heck is a pond! It's tucked in among a bunch of potted plants, though it looks like there haven't been any water plants actually added to it yet. No sign of the android for a minute or two, though.

But not long before a figure comes in, as tall and unnatural as the rest, wearing a green scarf and a gold bangle and carrying a couple of things in a basket.]

Okay, the water quality should be good enough to start with... Thank goodness I already had it at least this much set up...