text + photo, fishpocalypse

[letsplayer]

[A new message has popped up on the network from someone who calls themselves MARLA CELESTIA FUCKNUGGET SANZASHI, in all caps.

That name stays up for a few minutes before it changes, from "Ion" to "Marla" before just settling for "Mar".]

Okay, you guys saw nothing. I didn't think they'd actually put my name in like that, holy shit?

Anyway it's way too early because I just woke up fresh off of a pizza coma but

I've got a problem.

[She uploads a photo of a huge pile of what looks like individually bagged goldfish.]

So I was in another spooky people-kidnapping world before this and I found out that five bucks gets you a RIDIC amount of goldfish

I have no idea why I did what I did

but anyway fuckin multiverse arceus or some shit decided i couldn't abandon my 35 fishy children and dragged them here with me

one of them already fell into a guy's hair

anyway HOW THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO HOUSE ALL OF THESE FISH I figure I can't just let them marinate in their own fish pee forever in the little bags they came in

and usually I just have my Pokemon sleep in their balls if space is tight but GOLDFISH ARE NOT POKEMON

do I just release them back into the wild?

can I even do that?

pls help

Comments

[personalityquarks]

Oh, good stars.

Bring them by the greenhouse, we have a pond set up for water plants that should at least temporarily serve as a home. Better than plastic bags, at least.

[nojohnyouare]

Goldfish-san?

[stormkingofshepherds]

You have Pokemon? [He's actually pretty excited, even if it doesn't show in his text.]

[cyclicalconcept]

Marla?

I know this is a bit strange to ask, but you wouldn't happen to know someone named Ren Sanzashi?

TEXT; t_junpei

[misanthropicprinciple]

Put 'em in 35 glasses or jars and have people ring toss for them. You should at least be able to home some of them that way.