[Text] un: have_hat_will_travel, subject: Board Game Night?

[have_hat_will_travel]

Okay, so, we've obviously had some crap going down the last little bit. I've got one full-disclosure, and then one recommendation.

First, the full disclosure about my nature: I am a Succubus, a demon of lust and desire. No, I do not 'hunger' for the lifeforce of the living. Yes, that does mean I can influence people's minds in various ways. And Yes, that means I'm inherently strongly predisposed to both Chaotic and Evil tendencies; in my world, both of those are capitalized concepts with pretty clear definitions.

I have promised, and I'd like to keep to this promise, to not use my powers on people here unless they literally ask for it, or for my own self-defense. Also, I will be deeply worried about anyone who asks for being mentally influenced; I'm not exactly a therapist, but I'm pretty sure that isn't healthy.

That's not the important part of this post, though I'm sure I'll get questions about it.

Here's the important part: Who here, besides me, has gotten their hands on some board games? I don't have enough for a game night for the newly-expanded group at this station, and most of the ones I've gotten are... Weird, in various ways, but I'd like to work on what I can here.

Because right now, we need at least a useful semblance of camaraderie. And since I'm keeping to above-mentioned promise, that means teambuilding somehow or other, and this is my first crack at doing something about it.

Feel free to offer ideas in-person; room 21.

Comments

[letsplayer]

i mean i got regenerating powers now so i can just unfuck myself

after being fucked

in both senses of the word

[have_hat_will_travel]

That's less bad, but as someone with some regeneration... Pain still hurts, you know?

[letsplayer]

yeah i'm not super into that

[have_hat_will_travel]

Right. No perverse activities without like Bear's Endurance or something to enhance your Fortitude. If that'd even help. Which... Uh, I'd rather not test, since aforementioned pain?

[letsplayer]

...







what's a bear

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Uh. Large, brown or black fur, giant claws?

Should've known the creature variance from world to world would cause some differences.

[letsplayer]

that describes like half of your shitty earth mammals

like you gotta know this but

I spent like two weeks pointing at shit and going "is this a dog"

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Plan B! One second.

[And then, attached: A hasty sketch of a bear, clearly drawn by someone used to using a pen instead of their finger.]

[letsplayer]

oh

those things

I think I saw a couple in the first alternate universe I ended up in but never up close

[have_hat_will_travel]

They hurt. Dont' screw with them.

[letsplayer]

oh believe me like fuck am I gonna

back home we got bears that can shoot lasers and shit out of every orifice

[have_hat_will_travel]

Templated monsters are weird stuff.

[letsplayer]

they can also create earthquakes

but if you have the right instructional DVDs anything, theoretically, can shoot lasers out of at least one orifice

[have_hat_will_travel]

Wait. DVDs can do that? I knew they were for video but...

[letsplayer]

have you ever seen any of those workout videos

the ones that are all NOW WORK THOSE GLUTES LADIES

[have_hat_will_travel]

Nope. Lower-tech world and all.

[letsplayer]

oh

my mom uses them sometimes

they just have a person working out and showing you what you're supposed to do and you

also work out?

do they have embarrassing looking workout routines in your world at least

[have_hat_will_travel]

Well, yeah, a lot of knight divisions use these ones that take hours to go through completely and don't seem to make a lot of sense.

Fighters are weird, in my experience.

[letsplayer]

Yeah, tell me about it.

[ Her sister specializes in fighting types...]

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Mind, there's definitely weirder out there even just on my world...

[letsplayer]

i've been worldhopping so long that nothing really seems weird anymore, tbh

[have_hat_will_travel]

... I. Hope I don't reach that point.

[She realizes she totally could.]