un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[thecompletionofthings]

No.

[zweihandler]

BEEP BEEP THE FUN POLICE HAVE ARRIVED ALREADY

[thecompletionofthings]

This is a terrible idea, Erina. These things cause enough strife on the Internet. We have to live with each other every day.

[zweihandler]

and that's what makes it so fun. stop being a sourpuss, dude

[thecompletionofthings]

Fine.

[hurt_comforting]

So much for nominating the best amateur hugger on the station.

...but seriously, don’t post up what you cannot take down. The Logs are a matter of public record. I’d tell you not to post anything you might regret, except you already said you’re drift-compatible with a potato.

[zweihandler]

i uniquely evolved without the ability to feel this human emotion called "shame".

[thecompletionofthings]

Explains many things.

[hurt_comforting]

I’d noticed, yes.

Well, I tried. Excuse me while I put actual thought into this.

[thecompletionofthings]

FYI, I really would prefer not to be nominated. I only nominated Erina as a joke, which backfired; I don't intend to comment with my opinion of anyone's appearance, either.

(I understand that I have now compelled Erina to nominate me but lbr that was going to happen anyway because she is horrible)

Private

[hurt_comforting]

As you wish, sir. But it’s possible to be complimentary without always being thirsty like she is.

Private

[thecompletionofthings]

Telling someone how beautiful they are is…something I'm more comfortable with in private.

I'll kiss someone in public and feel no shame. But words…

And since this is a private message and anyone who hacks in, well, honi soit qui mal y pense…you are so beautiful, Meredith Baker. You are soft and perfect.

Private

[hurt_comforting]

Harriet. Baby. You spoil me.

Thanks for making me blush like this. And for... well. If I told you I thought you'd make a good Anchor, how would you take it?

Re: Private

[thecompletionofthings]

Flattered as hell.