un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[thecompletionofthings]

No.

[zweihandler]

BEEP BEEP THE FUN POLICE HAVE ARRIVED ALREADY

[thecompletionofthings]

This is a terrible idea, Erina. These things cause enough strife on the Internet. We have to live with each other every day.

[zweihandler]

and that's what makes it so fun. stop being a sourpuss, dude

[daughterofthemark]

I nominate my wonderful sister, Rii-san.

[ax_iom]

I think everyone here is beautiful in their own way.

[hEY LOOK IT'S THE COPOUT]

[zweihandler]

ok who's she

[thecompletionofthings]

Fine.

[zweihandler]

RED ALERT TOTAL WEENIE SPOTTED

[thecompletionofthings]

I nominate Erina. Despite being a horrible little troll and shit-stirrer who crunches potato chips as if she were trying to scare away bears with the noise, she is kinda cute.

[hurt_comforting]

So much for nominating the best amateur hugger on the station.

...but seriously, don’t post up what you cannot take down. The Logs are a matter of public record. I’d tell you not to post anything you might regret, except you already said you’re drift-compatible with a potato.

[founderinglight]

[This is not a nomination.]

...How did you do that with the sparkling text, I must know immediately.

[zweihandler]

i uniquely evolved without the ability to feel this human emotion called "shame".

[daughterofthemark]

Yuuri Wakasa.

[A photo of Yuuri and Ruu in the park is attached. Because of course she has photos of her sisters on her phone.]

[zweihandler]

agreed, i'm a total babe and i'm very glad other people are paying attention.

[ not included in this tag: modesty ]

[daughterofthemark]

I agree! Dame Erina is a very cute troll.

[zweihandler]

holy SHIT

WHO IS SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ erina literally joined estrella academy because a sword-wielding brunette with huge boobs told her to. it's safe to say she has "a type" ]

un: purrista

[beguiledcard]

I have two: Goro Akechi and Kurama

I'd be here all day if I tried to list every reason I think so, but they're two of the absolutely most attractive people I've ever known.

Honestly, I'm reminded that I'm one of the luckiest guys in the multiverse, every time I so much as look at my fiances.

[ax_iom]

I'm okay with being a weenie about this.

[zweihandler]

just an app on my phone, hold up

[ and Izunia gets a screenshot of an app calling itself SPARKTAKULAR! whose only apparent purpose is generating sparkletext ]

[riderofcharlemagne]

(╯✧∇✧)╯ SECONDED!

[zweihandler]

so what i'm hearing is: "please erina nominate me and let the entire station talk about what a babe i am"

[founderinglight]

Why is this not a part of the station's generally available applications? I feel incredibly slighted.

[daughterofthemark]

As I said, she is my sister.

And already in a relationship, I should inform you now.

[zweihandler]

ask nicely and i'll see about sending you the .jdr, gramps