un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[ax_iom]

I think everyone here is beautiful in their own way.

[hEY LOOK IT'S THE COPOUT]

[zweihandler]

RED ALERT TOTAL WEENIE SPOTTED

[ax_iom]

I'm okay with being a weenie about this.

[zweihandler]

so what i'm hearing is: "please erina nominate me and let the entire station talk about what a babe i am"

[ax_iom]

Absolutely not!

[hOW DID SHE NOT SEE THIS COMING]

[zweihandler]

DEFINITELY DO IT? OK JUST ONE SEC

[ax_iom]

I swear I will get revenge if you do.

[zweihandler]

will you









fight me?

[ax_iom]

No.

I will ruin all of your illusions.

[zweihandler]

i have no idea what that means but you made it sound pretty scary











so it sounds hot

[ax_iom]

How old are you, exactly?

[zweihandler]

why the hell does everyone keep asking that???

[ax_iom]

It changes which of your illusions I am going to destroy. Also, I'm sure it's relevant to those who you are flirting with, so they know if they can flirt back or if it's creepy.

[zweihandler]

oh right

sixteen

[ax_iom]

Yeah, I'm twenty. You should not be flirting like that.

[zweihandler]

AW MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN

is the universe just kicking me while i'm down today or what

[ax_iom]

Also, my hair is literally magic, so if you like that so much, unfortunately, it's basically cheating.