un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[zweihandler]

you're not sorry and we both know it. don't play me like that in the midst of my heartbreak.

[misanthropicprinciple]

You're right, I'm gonna be true to myself and gloat like hell.

I'M PUTTING A RING ON THAT. FUCK YEAH!

[zweihandler]

🖕

[ yes that's a middle finger emoji. erina estival is twelve years old ]

is anyone here even ordained to, you know, get people married??????

improvisedfate

[bloodyashes]

...Technically, yes.

[Has he been lurking THIS WHOLE ASS TIME.]

[zweihandler]

THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION

[bloodyashes]

Well, now you know, on the off chance that you wanted to marry someone.

...Mind, the Order of Lorelei doesn't actually recognize same-gender marriages, but frankly, I don't give a damn. They didn't actually manage to excommunicate me, so close enough.

[zweihandler]

in that case lorelei and their order can suck every inch of my ass

i IMMEDIATELY want to get gay as hell married to spite them

[bloodyashes]

Don't worry, the Order is already in shambles and likely to collapse already. Half the upper leadership is dead, the remaining half is largely a bunch of idiots, and the scriptures the Order was founded on were very publicly revealed to be false.

Auldrant's political landscape is going to be a mess for the next ten years.

[daughterofthemark]

My goodness. There will be so much chaos...

[zweihandler]

aw man so there's no one to get pissy if i get spite married? lame

[daughterofthemark]

Fuck yes!