un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[zweihandler]

is leonard lucis caelum even a real fucking name??????

[founderinglight]

He married into the family, so unfortunately, yes.

[burninglight]

oh like half the line did any better with names

who names their daughter 'crepera'?!

[founderinglight]

If you're going to pick on someone, at least aim for the more recent generations. Mors, honestly...

[burninglight]

i will pick on whichever i feel like because most of them are just a bit too ridiculous.

[daughterofthemark]

That's a cute name! It reminds one of crepes.

[founderinglight]

It's derived from crepusculum, meaning twilight.

[daughterofthemark]

Now I am thinking of eating crepes while watching a sunset...

[burninglight]

while the term is a similar one, it roughly translates to something to the tune of 'dark' or 'obscured'.

[daughterofthemark]

So then... eating crepes after dark?

[burninglight]

marriage tends to do that. i think it's cute, if a bit nontraditional.

[zweihandler]

does your entire family sound like they walked out of a D&D campaign?

[burninglight]

generally, yes.

[he even knows what that is now]

my biological family's names are traditionally in what you would probably call latin

[zweihandler]

who the fuck would do that to their children??

[burninglight]

...a culture that traditionally speaks the language, dear. i'm sure yours must sound ridiculous to someone out in the wide open multiverse.

[zweihandler]

why'd you have to logic me like that dude there's girls reading this

[burninglight]

sorry, you did ask

if it makes you feel better my name's ardyn tenmyouji, as long as we're talking a moderate cultural clash

[zweihandler]

holy SHIT

how the hell did that even happen to you

[burninglight]

aggressive case of adoption.

[zweihandler]

sounds tragic. however will you cope.

[burninglight]

i happen to like how it sounds just fine, actually.