un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[ax_iom]

Who? And anyway I still count it as cheating.

[daughterofthemark]

Another person here! She is a succubus.

[Her continued insistence that she's cheating is duly noted... and ignored!]

[ax_iom]

What's a succubus?

[daughterofthemark]

A mythical demoness of seduction.

Well, not so mythical after all, I suppose.

[ax_iom]

[There's a long pause as she tries to figure out how to look up the definition of seduction.

And then she freaks out.]

What?!
How many times do I have to say, there are children here!

[redmeguca]

I'm just figuring that if nobody else is freaking out over the multiple demons around, I shouldn't be either.

[daughterofthemark]

...am I to simply never mention her existence?

[ax_iom]

No! Maybe? I don't know?! This is a new and weird situation!

[daughterofthemark]

It is a strange situation for us all. [Arianna, no, that isn't what she means.] I wouldn't worry about it.

[have_hat_will_travel]

I would just like to note, as the Succubus in question, that I'm perfectly capable of interacting with people in a non-seductive fashion, children particularly included.

Also, I keep a consistent form the vast majority of the time, so that'd be the fair standard for judging against. You appear to do the same, so if people view that form as hot, I'd say you're set.

[ax_iom]

Sorry. I'm just a little overwhelmed with new information right now.

I still say I'm cheating and not eligible for this.

[have_hat_will_travel]

And pretty much no one agrees with you there, so that's kinda how it goes.