un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[daughterofthemark]

Personally I rather like the chocolate-covered fruits.

[founderinglight]

Oh those are definitely good. Did Church get any of the fresh berries? If not I still have a few I could give you, you absolutely must try some.

...Or I suppose we could make some more...

[burninglight]

'we' does not include you when it comes to food, thank you

[founderinglight]

I was extending the invitation to Arianna, brother dear.

[burninglight]

pardon me if i'd rather not stumble upon snacks you made in the armiger

[founderinglight]

I found a rather nice set of blue storage containers. We'll use those and you can just avoid them. Fair enough?

[burninglight]

fine

[founderinglight]

I'll even draw stars on the lids, to be absolutely certain.

Compromise, it's also magic.

[daughterofthemark]

We could store them in the refrigerator...

[OH NOOOOOO DID SHE DO A WRONG]

[burninglight]

you're fine, arianna

don't worry

[daughterofthemark]

I only wished to have fun making chocolates.

[daughterofthemark]

He must have. I was able to retrieve one.

If we still have enough of the plain chocolate, I have some skill in making them.

[founderinglight]

Oh, worry not in that regard, I have more than enough chocolate.

Perhaps we can even add some attractive swirls and the like.

[daughterofthemark]

And icing!

[founderinglight]

And perhaps even...

[daughterofthemark]

Our chocolates will be