un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[misanthropicprinciple]

I don't need to truly understand to appreciate.

[founderinglight]

I'll tell you about Altissia sometime. It was truly a wonder.

[You remember cognitive Ignis, right, Junpei.

You remember how cognitive Ignis was basically a god, right, Junpei.]

[misanthropicprinciple]

[Oh, he remembers.]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[founderinglight]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BODY AT THE TIME.

GET PICS FROM ARDYN OR RAVUS.

[burninglight]

i WISH i had pictures, honestly.

[burninglight]

HE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, JUNPEI

WHILE I WAS STILL IMMORTAL

IT WAS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[zweihandler]

i'm gay but i feel the spirit of this post deep in my heart

nothing is hotter than someone who can kick the shit out of you

[misanthropicprinciple]

A-goddamn-men.

[zweihandler]

remind me to tell everyone the story of how my roomie held me ~2ft off the floor, upside down by my ankles for like ten minutes one time

it was GREAT

[ things erina can only admit to because none of her friends are here +1 ]

[daughterofthemark]

I once witnessed a lady knight throw a girl across a room.

[zweihandler]

GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME!!!!!!

[daughterofthemark]

RIGHT?

That is, I would prefer not to be *actually* thrown, but the idea that she could...

[misanthropicprinciple]

I'm not saying Yuuri keeps a knife in the bedroom, but.

[daughterofthemark]

Gracious...

un; deathb4decaf

[einherjarista]

This is what they call a big mood

[class_struggle]

yet chooses to embrace you with all their strength instead

It's a lovely thing when someone swears to protect you even if you don't really need it

[ax_iom]

[sometime after this whole conversation....]

I don't understand this at all, and I'm very worried for all of you now. Please keep yourselves safe?

[misanthropicprinciple]

You know, I read that as "Please keep yourselves sane?" and, honestly? The finer things in life aren't won without risk.

If you know what I mean about fine things.

[ax_iom]

I don't and I don't think I should.

[misanthropicprinciple]

Your loss. More for us.

[ax_iom]

I don't think it's a loss in this case.