un: sapphicdistractions | about a week after her previous post

[zweihandler]

[ So unfortunately for everyone who likes using the network, Erina has been pretty much a constant background presence the entire time she's been here. You know the kind of person who feels the need to chronicle their entire life in Twitter updates? That's what we're dealing with here. It's mostly easy enough to ignore but then one day, something pops up in hideous rainbow text that just can't be scrolled past. ]

ok so apparently we're all in agreement that everyone here is super fucking hot so i think it's time for a good old fashioned ranking. here's how it works:

1. NOMINATE SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS that you think is totally fuckin fine and tell the world why you think they're a hottie
2. everyone else chimes in and rates whoever got nominated
3. that's basically it i didn't need a third point

THAT'S EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? there's just two rules

1. DON'T NOMINATE YOURSELF because that's tacky and not fun
2. seriously this is supposed to be fun so if i see anyone getting weird or creepy i'll find you and give you as many black eyes as you have eyeballs. don't be a fucking dick.

EASY ENOUGH RIGHT??? don't be shy you weenies let's do this

[ a–and with that, the floor is apparently open?? ]

Comments

[daughterofthemark]

I nominate my wonderful sister, Rii-san.

[zweihandler]

ok who's she

[daughterofthemark]

Yuuri Wakasa.

[A photo of Yuuri and Ruu in the park is attached. Because of course she has photos of her sisters on her phone.]

[zweihandler]

holy SHIT

WHO IS SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ erina literally joined estrella academy because a sword-wielding brunette with huge boobs told her to. it's safe to say she has "a type" ]

[daughterofthemark]

As I said, she is my sister.

And already in a relationship, I should inform you now.

[nor_iron_bars]

[A solemn nod.]

Yeah, I'd tap that.

[Jail knows where she stands.]

[daughterofthemark]

👍

Though I'm afraid you'll likely not have the opportunity.

video

[darkcure]

[wait why is there a video response on a text p--]

Definitely! Ten out of ten for those bazongas alone!

[zweihandler]

PLUS ONE TO THE PURPLE GOBLIN

[darkcure]

I'm not a goblin!

Re: video

[daughterofthemark]

Are they not most impressive?

[serrata]

Arianna, don't you dare encourage this!

[darkcure]

They really, really are! She's definitely #1!

audio...........

[serrata]

Excuse me?!

[ hELLO TEEPO ]

[darkcure]

Well, it's true, isn't it? You've got the BEST bazongas!

[nojohnyouare]

Unnecessary. If true.

[darkcure]

It's super true! I won't let the truth be silenced!

Re: video

[have_hat_will_travel]

... Wait where'd this come from?!

[Especially if by now Pidonus has heard about Teepo being Elize's inner thoughts, she's gonna be a little 'brb brain breaking' right now.]

[darkcure]

What? I'm not wrong, am I?

[letsplayer]

her face is cute and all but everything from the neck down is kind of Not My Type

so

6?

7?

[daughterofthemark]

...what *is* your type, then?

[how is it possible for anyone to have a type that rii-san isn't???]

[letsplayer]

this is gonna sound weird to at least half the people here but like





huge tits are kind of a turnoff for me

[moonlightglory]

8.5
I didn't know you were related

[daughterofthemark]

In a sense, I suppose we are not. We are sisters by choice.

[moonlightglory]

Oh, that kind of sisters
My bad